Be still, my Love.
Forever in my heart, my Love.
Kin: Often way more clever.Short insight.Kin: Often way more clever. by Khthonia
Me: Playing a Get kin, CPA and Julliard trained musician.Other guy: Playing a true Gnawer Thurge.
Conversation went like this:
GT: Hi new guy!
ME: Hi stranger! What’s shakin!
GT: Nothing much. Oh you’re a CPA? Can you make dirty money clean?
ME: What? F**k no. Not what I do. You should invest.
GT: What? I can’t afford to do that. Need my money.
ME: Okay, I can respect that. Here’s some rumors that may help you improve your cash flow.
GT: What? That involves eeeeffffooooorrrrt.
ME: Look, you do it like this.
GT: Nooooooo. Efffffooooort.
ME:For the love of… barter! You dumb as s**t son of a w***e!
GT: Eeeeeeeeffort and Pride! Pride! Pride!
ME: You know your dumb a*s is a Gnawer right?
GT: Whhhaaaaa. PRIDE.
ME: For f***s shake! Stop b******g you dumb f**k!
GT: Pout and angsty teenager exeunt stage left.
Me: *to self* That idiot is gonna Darwin out.